This probably won't attract that many posters, but I'm inspired at the moment so I'm going to start this thread anyway.
This is the double dactyl thread, and the rules are as follows:
A dactyl is a poetic foot of the form (ON-off-off). Like So-ren-sen. So a double dactyl is two of those. Example: Po-cket-y Wo-cket-y. Or Sal-u-ta-To-ri-an.
A double dactyl poem goes like this-
Higgledy piggledy (starts with a nonsense phrase)
Double dactyl (Second line should be noun or noun phrase of poem's subject)
And the poem should have two stanzas.
I will post an example below. So go forth, and make some amusing double dactyls!