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    Glowy Goopy Goodness The_Liquid_Laser's Avatar
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    "Ah crap. The brain worm fell out of his ear and I don't have another one on me to replace it. Now he's just going to stand there with a blank look on his face and not say anything until I put another one in there. Oh wait I slipped one in his back pocket before we left the Oval Office. Now if I just slip the worm into his pants...there. In a few minutes it should make it's way up to his ear. I hope no one saw me stick that worm down his pants. Then they might think I'm as gay as my daughter is. Well if anyone mentions it, I'll just have ole Georgie here apologize to me. Yeah that ought to do it."
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    "you shouldn't have dropped the soap."

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    Cheney: "What is that on the back of his head?"

    Bush: "What was I supposed to be doing just now? I forgot."

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    Cheney- "mmmmm... ear... "*then concentrates his power on projecting thoughts into GW's head*

    GW- "___________" <--- insert mangled and misspelled version of Cheney's thoughts here
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    is.... is that a new shampoo i smell? *sniiiiff* my god, its amazing! its like a watermelon had hot sweaty sex with an apple all over his hair follicles!

    i wonder if i should interrupt his speech with an "important" message and see what kind it is? ...nahhhh, I shouldnt. oh well. *sniff sniff*

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    Cheney: I know he's an idiot, but God do I want to nibble on the hair in that ear. You're my little fruit forest, aincha Georgie?

    George: Uh-oh. Momma's goan' be mad when she know I done poop maself.
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    If you're ugly always put someone behind you to pretend you're not.

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