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    There's a spider web nest
    behind my bed,
    and a spider there who waits

    She snatches the flies
    that dog my rest
    And I throw her some
    as bait

    I never worry about this guest
    I suppose that we have a truce

    She sucks the pests
    of all their juice
    And that's their undignified fate

    Sometimes I throw boogers into her web
    And she gives me a look of hate

    But give her a day
    or a week
    or two
    And we're back to a crisp clean slate

    Has she ever wondered
    when she looks at me
    about being a human being ?

    Does she think of webs
    and spinning
    and silk
    when she happens to see me peeing ?

    I guess I'll get into bed again
    and tent my blankets tenderly
    knowing my sentry's spotting rents
    and venting sticky menderly
    "The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them that they are being attacked and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."
    Reichsfuhrer Herman Goering at the Nuremburg trials.

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    I like this one.

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    "The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them that they are being attacked and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."
    Reichsfuhrer Herman Goering at the Nuremburg trials.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuranes View Post
    There's a spider web nest
    behind my bed,
    and a spider there who waits

    She snatches the flies
    that dog my rest
    And I throw her some
    as bait

    I never worry about this guest
    I suppose that we have a truce

    She sucks the pests
    of all their juice
    And that's their undignified fate

    Sometimes I throw boogers into her web
    And she gives me a look of hate

    But give her a day
    or a week
    or two
    And we're back to a crisp clean slate

    Has she ever wondered
    when she looks at me
    about being a human being ?

    Does she think of webs
    and spinning
    and silk
    when she happens to see me peeing ?

    I guess I'll get into bed again
    and tent my blankets tenderly
    knowing my sentry's spotting rents
    and venting sticky menderly
    Sho-shu dreamed,
    And having dreamed that he was a bird, a bee, and a butterfly,
    He was uncertain why he should try to feel like anything else.

    Hence his contentment.

    [YOUTUBE="o8dSBWysmnM"]The Who[/YOUTUBE]

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    "The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them that they are being attacked and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."
    Reichsfuhrer Herman Goering at the Nuremburg trials.

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    Zipping through the forest with the curdling fleas
    To grow with them spindles, the mutant I seize
    I capture the dread beast who falls to his knees
    And cries to his cohorts, asleep in the trees

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    oink
    "The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them that they are being attacked and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."
    Reichsfuhrer Herman Goering at the Nuremburg trials.

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    My hair, my hair is looking like a hot mess

    I don't care about my hair or anything else

    -The End
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    'Cause you can't handle me...

    "A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it." - David Stevens

    "That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is."

    Veritatem dies aperit

    Ride si sapis

    Intelligentle sparkles

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    'Cause you can't handle me...

    "A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it." - David Stevens

    "That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is."

    Veritatem dies aperit

    Ride si sapis

    Intelligentle sparkles

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