The Truth About Cats and Dogs, with Uma Thurman and Janeane Garofolo. I've seen this. It was cute, but not believable. Janeane is supposed to be the unattractive one, and she is clearly the most beautiful woman on earth.
The Road Home, never heard of it. Won a couple of awards, according to the cover.
Something's Gotta Give, starring Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton. Also won some awards or something, I think.
Stone Cold with Tom Selleck. Mustache. 'Nuff said.
Cinema Paradiso, which I am vaguely aware is supposed to be good.
Cannonball Run II. I've been told that this is "the one with the monkey," which was supposed to make me want to see it, but I'm not quite sold.
The Way Home, seems to be a different movie from The Road Home, but I couldn't tell you how.
The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
-anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii