In a mustache fight, whose mustache would win between Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds? This may help me make my decision.
I would usually go Reynolds >>> Selleck, but Selleck's moustache is one of the strongest I've ever seen. Have you ever seen him without it? He's like Samson, shorn of his hair. He wins a close decision on this one.
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