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    Anyway, how's your sex life?

    A dagger in the kitchen on a sunny Sunday afternoon.
    Like you - I am broken and fragile.
    Like you - I am tasting my heart for the first time.


    - Christian Death, The Drowning

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    "timber..." Peter Deadpan's Avatar
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    How do you want to "go out?"

    I dunno man, maybe three... maybe six times...
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    How many times did you ate ice cream today?

    I guess $1.000 should be enough.
    Great art captures a time, a place and an emotion.
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    How much moiney would I wish for from a geine?

    10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000x102000000000 dollars

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    Talk to me. Merced's Avatar
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    How much does a bagel cost at an airport?

    If you were to ask me in front of a crowd, yes. But alone with no one watching me? Hell no. I personally don't give a shit.
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    Would you risk your life to save someone else's ?
    Maybe after breakfast.

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    How soon can we go get ice cream?


    The door will be painted green.
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    Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. -- Mark Twain
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    Is green its own species or just a filthy hybrid between yellow and blue?

    Why do we love animals so much?

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    You nasty people love unusual cocks and bestiality. What do you people tell yourselves to be able to sleep it off?

    I had sex with your sister.

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    how did you shatter your pelvis?

    all you need for that is a good recipe, some elbow grease, and a ball gag...
    "The vanity of intelligence is that the intelligent man is often more committed to 'one-upping' his opponent than being truthful. When the idea of intelligence, rather than intelligence itself, becomes a staple, there is no wisdom in it."
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    "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving."
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