well i want a hamster and a shirt and a torpedo and a humacorn and some gravy and biscuits and that twirly thing that goes whiirrrrrrr
And are you insinuating that I'm putting on some weight?!?
... and a beard?!?
Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett
santa!!!! *runs over and jumps on whatever's lap*
no not all.
*places platter on lap*
ooooh shiney *gets out finger paints and finger paints the platter* now shiney and pretty
(for more christmas theme)
yes behold the powers and goodness of claude he has set the snowpeople free from the bowels of the place of the urinating dogs.
does this mean that Claude is an Abominal Snowman?
*hides the dog*
no he's like frosty minus the pipe and children singing and he can walk on lava. And don't you know before claude when snowpeople died that went to a place that had pissing dogs?
if you were made of snow and something pissed on you and you had a yellow spot that wouldn't come out wouldn't you be upset?
Originally Posted by colmena
I saw a film recently where the girl always has a lollipop.
GAH. What was it?
Got it. Half Nelson.
Ti Ne Fi Ni
-How beautiful, this pale Endymion hour.
-What are you talking about?
-Endymion, my dear. A beautiful youth possessed by the moon.
-Well, forget about him and get to bed.
-Yes, my dear.