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    Thumbs up Original Joke Thread

    If you have any jokes, no matter how corny, that you think of or have thought of over the years, post them hear. I thought of one on the way home today, it's kinda stupid but:

    Gas prices are so high, when i go to fill up, i just leave the pump in my tank and drive away, because by the time it stretches out, i need to refill.

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    OH MY!


    Earthquake in Mexico
    A big earthquake with a strength of 8.1 on

    the Richter scale hit Mexico.

    Two million Mexicans have died and over a

    million were injured. The country is totally ruined

    and the government doesn't know where to start

    and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

    Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican

    Army control the riots.

    Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

    Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

    The European community {except France} is sending food and money.

    The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million Mexicans to

    replace the dead ones.

    God bless America!!!!
    You can't always do it right, you can always do what's left.

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    Oops. You said ones that I have thought of. I stoles that one. Pardon moi. I got excited. Just saw "joke thread" Still funny
    though I lul'd at yours. N1
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    Quote Originally Posted by AwesomeCakes View Post
    Oops. You said ones that I have thought of. My bad. I stoles that one. Still funny though
    aww, i was just going to compliment you too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajblaise View Post
    aww, i was just going to compliment you too.
    I know right v_v

    I'll think up something though. Telling jokes/stories is my specialty
    You can't always do it right, you can always do what's left.

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    Here's one from last week:
    My supervisor was telling me about this dude who didn't want to go home for labor day. I responded: "Well, I guess he's just homophobic." Get it? HOME-o-phobic? Hardy har!

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    I independently created "This reminds me of camping, because it's intense." But I doubt I was the first, I've heard it elsewhere since.

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    Have you heard about the new disease that divers get? As soon as they get in the water, they start laughing uncontrollably.

    It's called diver-tickle-itis!

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    Oh! In high school physics, we were learning about fission/fusion. I said I was conFUSED. Hardy har!

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