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    Default Misheard lyrics.

    Got a YouTube video in a foreign language ? A video that was muffled beyond any real sense of clarity? What does it really sound like? Post it here.

    [YOUTUBE="JwXn81MJ5So"]Vegeta and goku dance[/YOUTUBE]

    Low law Lee lee Lobotomy.
    I’m on the phone with a me-pone-see
    Call me Da’ooon
    Get so much a part of me

    So look away the fans
    Say wa-a-a
    So we can eat in hell
    To La la la
    You’re so me
    Susana met a bee

    Got me poned,
    Yata in a ham
    Mayor saw my yard
    Caloric senate handstand

    It’s not a lie
    Misa in the crumpet
    Look at my eye
    Vagina man on sale

    Oo- oo- ooowa

    Vegita’s got a pool near locker stalls
    Yata Oh my god slip-on lows
    Cal me Al. Retarded stick is all me have
    So look away the fans
    Say wa-a-a
    So we can eat in hell
    To La la la
    You’re so me
    Susana met a bee
    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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    from weird al's tacky the line: "All my used liquor bottles are on display"
    as

    "All my used licked up bibles are on display" and I've known the truth for months but my brain still hears the second one every freaking time.
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3u22OYqFGo

    Black widow, baby, misheard on the radio as black widdle baby! (with Elmer Fudd pronounciation of "widdle").

    Given that it's a song by Iggy Azalea, that mistake becomes exponentially more hilarious in its racist undertones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    from weird al's tacky the line: "All my used liquor bottles are on display"
    as

    "All my used licked up bibles are on display" and I've known the truth for months but my brain still hears the second one every freaking time.
    I think it's hilarious you mishear a Weird Al song out of all things (since he makes fun of other music)... and your line is even funnier than his.
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    blinded by the light
    wrapped up like a douche...
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    I used to think in salt shaker that "can I play with your panty line?" was "can I play with your dandelion?"

    I thought it was some slang for vagina idk

    my boyfriend thought waterfalls by TLC was saying "go go Jason Waterfalls"
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    scuse me while i kiss this guy
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    Default Misheard Lyrics

    I was thinking about this earlier. I regularly mishear lyrics in a song, and some artists are worse than others for it. What misheard lyrics have you ever encountered?

    I was playing Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" today, and for years, I thought the chorus went like:

    With the lights out
    It's less dangerous
    Here we are now
    Heavy 'taters*
    Of the stupid and contagious
    Here we are now
    Heavy 'taters
    A 'mulano'
    How would I know?
    I must get home
    And I'll be home
    Yeah!

    *potatoes

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    In "Put Your Records On" by Corinne Bailey Rae, I thought the line "Sapphire and faded jeans" was "Sci-fi invader jeans". I don't know why she would say that, but that's what it sounded like.

    I think I like it better.
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    The theme song to COPS.

    What I thought it was:
    THey're not gonna get in your waaayy..
    Police not give you no fray
    soldas soldah not give no breaks
    itchy, octagon make it no way ay-ay!

    .. Clearly those are not the lyrics.

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