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    @Qlip Interesting fact: I recently learned that this ^^is actually not true, although it is highly unlikely, and pretty much impossible by the time a woman already knows she is pregnant. Nonetheless, the mechanism that causes fraternal twins (release of multiple eggs during ovulation) can allow for fertilization of those eggs by different fathers if sex with multiple partners occurs in sufficiently close proximity to the release of the eggs.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfecundation
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    Overheard while passing someone in the street: "And he was like 'I don't want to start a fight with you' and was like 'what do you mean by that'!"
    Don't make whine out of sour grapes.

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    Kid at Walmart: "mommy what happens if you eat too much candy?"
    Mom: "Your stomach gets really mad and sends it back up"
    Kid: "I wanna eat a lot of candy"
    Mom: *sigh*
    I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DulcetRefrain View Post
    Kid at Walmart: "mommy what happens if you eat too much candy?"
    Mom: "Your stomach gets really mad and sends it back up"
    Kid: "I wanna eat a lot of candy"
    Mom: *sigh*
    She shouldve said you get sick and have to get a shot.
    "Avoid getting too preoccupied thinking about what you’re going to do, to actually do it."
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    What happens when you lie to kids:

    Daughter: (About prostitutes) What are doing these ladies? Why are they standing at the side of the road?
    Mother: Well... They are... guardians of the forest.
    Daughter: And what they do?
    Mother: They ... make sure the animals are safe
    Daughter: Cool. I want to be a guardian of the forest one day!
    “The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes." A.C. Doyle

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    Went to visit my brother. Door was open. I walked in and heard him say to his friend over Skype: "I think my beacon's gonna explode."

    Sure he was saying something else but honestly, that's what I heard and I heard those words clearly. He said it in German though
    If I'm saint, then you're heaven
    My only
    If I'm a waste, then you're golden
    My only
    If I'm a shame, then you're bolder than all of me
    If I'm a saint, then you're heaven
    My only

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    Please ignore certain spelling and grammatical errors, English is not my mother tongue.

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    In church
    Mother: And there [pointing at people taking communion] is Jesus and people receive communion to keep him close to their hearts.
    Kid: And what will happen when they eat all the Jesus?
    “The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes." A.C. Doyle


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kas View Post
    In church
    Mother: And there [pointing at people taking communion] is Jesus and people receive communion to keep him close to their hearts.
    Kid: And what will happen when they eat all the Jesus?
    Hahaha, it reminded me of when my mother made me do the first communion, and I went to where the priest was and asked him if they were making us dress all in white so God could identify us and whether that meant God's powers were short-sighted or something.

    I had never seen a priest laugh.
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