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    I'm paraphrasing one my favorites.

    Random Bus Passenger: "So I'm writing a diary to my future husband."
    Random Bus Passenger's Friend #1: "wat."
    Random Bus Passenger: "Yeah, I plan to give it to him on our wedding night so he can see just how much I think about him and how much I love him."
    Random Bus Passenger's Friend #1: "..."
    Random Bus Passenger's Friend #2: "Anna, that is weird as fuck."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinclair View Post
    I'm paraphrasing one my favorites.

    Random Bus Passenger: "So I'm writing a diary to my future husband."
    Random Bus Passenger's Friend #1: "wat."
    Random Bus Passenger: "Yeah, I plan to give it to him on our wedding night so he can see just how much I think about him and how much I love him."
    Random Bus Passenger's Friend #1: "..."
    Random Bus Passenger's Friend #2: "Anna, that is weird as fuck."
    This actually made me laugh out loud, so I am excited to legitimately be able to reply.

    Lol.
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    I cant judge because no one has stupider/weirder conversations then I.

    Is it sad that the internet mellows me out, but I interact with life outside the internet without a filter?
    "Advance, and never halt, for advancing is perfection. Advance and do not fear the thorns in the path, for they draw only corrupt blood."
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    Man pushing cart outside of the corner store yells "I'm on LSD!". Random dude jumps out of the market door and yells "Boo!" at him. Man on drugs is startled.

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    Science teacher: If I have a 20 pound crate and I push it here and then here how much work did I do ?
    Voice from the class: Waaaayyy too much for what you are getting paid.


    The teacher just took a seat on the chair and cried.
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    theres little kids outside i just over heard "eww don't pee on the grass" and "eww don't put that in your mouth" from a little girl
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    "A seed fell down my throat!"
    Yet I know, if I stepped aside
    Released the controls, you would open my eyes
    That somehow, all of this mess
    Is just my attempt to know the worth of my life
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    "Let's pee in the corner." = "That's me in the corner."

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    Me and my friend were in the honors lounge with some other kid we didn't know. Two other honors kids entered. They were having a conversation saying that somebody needed to die in a hole, and they abruptly ended their conversation with, "Well, half of them are here."


    Pretty sure I was one of the people they were talking about.

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    "Don't worry, it's not a thing. You can't be impregnated if you're already pregnant."

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