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    "It's really hot and all I have is this pair of shorts and they stink."

    "I thought I saw you pack two pairs?"

    "Yeah, but the other pair is white and see through."


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    "And a seed fell down my throat!"
    Yet I know, if I stepped aside
    Released the controls, you would open my eyes
    That somehow, all of this mess
    Is just my attempt to know the worth of my life
    .

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    The neighbours' 10 year old just now: "Fuck you! Your mom's cunt!"

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    Last weekend: "My girlfriend doesn't even want a threesome with another girl."
    [Trump's] rhetoric is not an abuse of power. In the same way that it's also not against the law to do a backflip off of the roof of your house onto your concrete driveway. It's just mind-numbingly stupid and, to say the least, counterproductive. - Bush did 9-11


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    Not really a conversation I overheard, one a homeless lady in a green 'grey alien' shirt engaged us in when I told her I don't have any cigarettes, "Excuuse me for asking you for a cigarette while you guys are smoking on church steps in the middle of the night." He gave her a cigarette, "Thanks. You boys remind me of that T.V. show with those white nerdy people. I can't remember the name, 3 Rock? I looove me some 3 Rock."
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    "I'm done trying to help my wife with her phone. The next time she gets mad at it, I'm just going to let her stomp it into the ground."
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    I don't know I haven't mentioned this before.

    There's a REALLY active facebook group at my university that is dedicated to overhearing things. It can be downright hilarious. Though in the past year and a half 1/2 the content is other stuff. In the summertime it's unfortunately everything but overheard things since most people are gone.
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    I'm sad I haven't found this thread until now.

    I live on a lake and of course, sound travels beautifully over water. Unbeknownst to the people at the launch ramp apparently. Putting in their boats, standing there fishing or just out on the water. I can't always see everything, it's on the other side of the lake but I can hear perfectly.

    "Fuck you Jimmy, you fucking fuck!! You can't DRIVE a boat up a trailer!"
    "The Supreme court doesn't say nothing about where you can fish!"
    "How many times are you gonna fall off this jet ski? HOW MANY TIMES?!!"
    I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    Dad: "I am never taking you anywhere ever again."
    Daughter: "Why not?"
    Dad: "Because you're being a buttface."
    Daughter: "Nuh-uh!"
    Dad: "Yuh-huh!"
    Lol. There's a playground and a bus stop right in front of our house, and you can hear people as clearly as if they're in the same room.
    Tidbits from kids on the playground (ages 7 or 8 I'd say): -

    "Asshole!"
    "Nazi!"
    IN SERIO FATVITAS.

    -τὸ γὰρ γράμμα ἀποκτέννει, τὸ δὲ πνεῦμα ζῳοποιεῖ-

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    The girl throwing paper airplanes shouted to her father: "You must see it, they're flying like dreams"

    "Flying dreams", what an intriguing comparison.
    “The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes." A.C. Doyle

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