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    across the universe Olm the Water King's Avatar
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    7 year old boy to dad: "When we come home, and if mom isn't at home yet, I'm gonna beat you up."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sultan of Beans View Post
    7 year old boy to dad: "When we come home, and if mom isn't at home yet, I'm gonna beat you up."
    lol Charming.
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    When I was in college, I was sitting in my first floor dorm room on a spring evening warm enough to have the window open. I could hear two people walk by on the sidewalk, talking. The only part of their conversation I could make out was "Well, Babylon had a few good years."
    I've been called a criminal, a terrorist, and a threat to the known universe. But everything you were told is a lie. The truth is, they've taken our freedom, our home, and our future. The time has come for all humanity to take a stand...
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    A group of girls talking:

    Girl 1: This white girl came up and got all up in my face about my hair!
    Girl 2: Noooo, what did the bitch say???
    Girl 1: She said that my hair looked different!
    Girl 2: That bitch! How dare she talk to you about your hair! That is none of her business!
    Girl 1: I know! She was acting all nice bout it but the comment was just totally uncalled for!

    Me: standing slack-jawed

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    "I like when I get a really big box from Amazon and it's filled with a lot of packing stuff and a really tiny box. It makes me feel special", from a co-worker that I can't stand.

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    While waiting at the DMV:

    "Hi, I had my license suspended, and I'd like to get it re-inspended."

    That's, uh... That's not a thing. But good luck to you.

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    One girl to another girl

    1) Yeah sometimes when I concentrate really hard I forget to breathe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    While waiting at the DMV:

    "Hi, I had my license suspended, and I'd like to get it re-inspended."

    That's, uh... That's not a thing. But good luck to you.
    You know what's really funny? When people go to DMV to get registration on a car that they stole.

    Yes, people actually do that.
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