Wanted to find the distance between two dates... and I knew a site would come up in the first page of results that had a tool for calculating that. I bookmarked it this time so I wouldn't have to search for it again.
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.” ~ John Rogers
Just for fun I opened my history. Here are the weirdest searches from the last 7 days:
adventures of confessions of st. augustine bear
daedalus icarus public domain painting
family circus "not me"
grasp exceeds reach
humane beef farm slaughter painless
model of a modern major general
monty python penis
pooping while backpacking
public domain telltale heart
ru paul you better work
unnecessary quotation marks
The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
-anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii