- Reading people (emotions/motivations, support, diplomacy, etc) pretty well for the most part (we all have our biases/blind spots, of course).
- Picking locks.
- I can sing. I'm no Bernadette Peters, but I do all right, I think.
03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!
04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy
02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack
03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.
$ Can burp the alphabet, forewards and backwards tyvm.
$ Can touch tongue to nose-pride shines through on that one
$ Can pogo stick while jumping rope backwards... Took me forever.
$ Can drive a car and talk on the phone at the same time-usually...
$ Generally have amazing powers of bullshit. Homework... Psssh. Give me the test, a few context clues, and I am good. Essays are even better-ask me about apoptosis, I'll write you some vaguely correlated story about euthanasia and tie it back to the suicide of the sick cell. Vaguely associated but not entirely off bullshit machine. Saved me in school generally.
$ The ability to make what I think to be an obviously sarcastic and over the top facetious statement-like all old people should be killed to make decrease issues with overpopulation, and have everyone treat it as if I was dead serious and trying to become the new hitler. What some people will believe, swear to god.
$ Can lick elbow
$ Can communicate in different computer languages. Did it with a friend back in high school... Nerd.
I can make angry people sleepy, and I can pack any amount of stuff into any sized space. These are my two super powers.
I'm not, she's not, you are just like your mother.
The first man to raise a fist is the man who's run out of ideas. H.G. WELLS
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. FEYNMAN If this is monkey pee, you're on your own.SCULLY