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    Just a statistic rhinosaur's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    I wish for more ideas.
    On your way to the grocery store tomorrow, you will be hit by a speeding automobile, causing massive brain damage. As soon as this occurs, brilliant ideas will begin flooding from your mind in a way you've never thought possible -- beautiful, revolutionary ideas that would forever change the world for the better. However, you spend the rest of your life in a coma, and are unable to articulate your ideas to anyone.

    I would like to be able to synthesize stable 2.6nm silver nanoparticles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhinosaur View Post
    I would like to be able to synthesize stable 2.6nm silver nanoparticles.
    Your wish is granted, but the silver nanoparticles will be sensient and condescending, and they will begin to ridicule you mercilessly about your shortcomings, and you will be forced to destroy them before anyone can see how talented you are, and you will spend the rest of your life telling people this crazy story about the time you synthesized silver nanoparticles, and how they were mean and hurtful, and no one will believe you. You will write a book about it and Oprah will get hold of it and contact you so you could tell your amazing story, but your appearance will be cancelled because Oprah decided instead to do a show where she gives away leather gloves to people without hands. Oprah will lose her credibility and call you to apologize and ask to come over. You will accept her invitation and visit her estate, but the conversation will be awkward. Very awkward. You will ask for lemonade, but she will not have any. And then you will hear the faint laughter of a nanoparticle echoing in your mind.

    I wish I could leave work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatsWhatHeSaid View Post

    I wish I could leave work.
    Granted. You're fired.


    I wish I had tele-empathy and could alter people's emotions as I pleased without anyone knowing that I was doing so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snail View Post
    Granted. You're fired.


    I wish I had tele-empathy and could alter people's emotions as I pleased without anyone knowing that I was doing so.
    Granted. Although life has become too easy and unfulfilled. You become more depressed than you even thought possible before you had this skill.

    I wish to begin a free and basic theater company for Shakespeare's plays.
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    Ti Ne Fi Ni

    -How beautiful, this pale Endymion hour.
    -What are you talking about?
    -Endymion, my dear. A beautiful youth possessed by the moon.
    -Well, forget about him and get to bed.
    -Yes, my dear.

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