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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    (In before Uber's death joke!)

    You've got it. You have an erotic dream about Dom Delouise.
    Which will probably lead to suicide -- thereby making it a death joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    I want cake.
    Granted. I picked it up from the urinal on my way out.

    I want my acne problem to go away.

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    Here you go:



    I want a million dollars.
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Here you go:



    I want a million dollars.
    granted but you're so nice you fill my gas tank up and all you have left is $3.50

    I wish to be the first professional female snowboarder.
    for my life is slowed up by thought and the need to understand what I am living.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Littlelostnf View Post
    I wish to be the first professional female snowboarder.
    Granted. You accidentally crash into the woods and get impaled by the branch of a tree. The snowboarding committee gets sued, so while you are the the first professional female snowboarder, you are also the last.

    I want a pony.

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    Granted. The pony has rickets.

    I want more coffee.

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    grant but it's decaf

    i want some mac and cheese

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    i want some mac and cheese
    Granted, but it's Kraft and it's still in the box. The water also won't turn on.

    I want someone to pay attention to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    Granted, but it's Kraft and it's still in the box. The water also won't turn on.

    I want someone to pay attention to me.
    done,but they won't leave you alone ever! and so you kill them but their ghost hunts you with meaningless questions never letting you sleep


    I want the water to turn on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    I want the water to turn on.
    Granted. But the water is rusty.

    I want the voices in my head to silence themselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    Granted. But the water is rusty.

    I want the voices in my head to silence themselves.
    done, but you also can't hear anything outside your head either

    I want it too storm.

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