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    Quote Originally Posted by sassafrassquatch View Post
    It works but it blows asbestos you get lung cancer and die.

    I want a double bacon cheese burger delivered to my by an all female KISS tribute band who take turns blowing me.
    They blow you but they sacrifice you to the Dark Lord (And piss on you). I want $100.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Flak View Post
    I want $100.
    Granted, but you only get $5 after tax deductions.

    I want a hot 20-year-old dominatrix dropped off at my front door.

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    Your 20 year old dominatrix laughs at your tiny penis and fixes herself a grilled cheese sandwich instead. None for you.

    I want someone to do my work for me.
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Your 20 year old dominatrix laughs at your tiny penis and fixes herself a grilled cheese sandwich instead. None for you.

    I want someone to do my work for me.
    I'll do your "work" for you. I want to do some "work."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sassafrassquatch View Post
    It works but it blows asbestos you get lung cancer and die.

    LOL! My husband is an environmental consultant who specializes in identifying asbestos and overseeing its removal. Too funny. (So I know that it will take at least 30 years or so before I even feel sick.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Your 20 year old dominatrix laughs at your tiny penis and fixes herself a grilled cheese sandwich instead. None for you.

    I want someone to do my work for me.
    done, but by a monkey that only understands korean


    I want a slurpee.

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    Here's your slurpee. Roast beef flavor, your favorite!

    I want world peace.
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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    (Just an aside, but I would have named this thread "The Monkey's Paw." Just sayin'.)
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Here's your slurpee. Roast beef flavor, your favorite!

    I want world peace.
    I'd actually take a roast beef flavor slurpee, I love cold gravy

    Done but, only in that everyone but you dies.

    edit: forgot to wish for something I want my place to be cleaned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    I want world peace.
    Granted. Oops...I misread it as a piece of the world.

    I want the whole world.

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