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    I woke up this morning and discovered that everything in my apartment
    had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica. I told my wife, “Isn't this amazing? Everything in the apartment has been stolen and
    replaced with an exact replica. She said, "Do I know you?”

    Anyone with advice? It's a desperate situation.
    Last edited by Bellflower; 11-26-2014 at 11:59 AM. Reason: title typo was driving me mad
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    Your signature is the answer.

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    that girl from the Allstate commercials broke into your house. She's up to no good. Now, you gotta call the cops on that chick so you can get back what's yours!

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    You don't have a wife.

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    call the police, pronto!!

    i'd want to be on the jury when it's in the court....the person who stole your stuff and replaced them with exact replicas should hang for that!
    Good result (vs. Soton)...still have to go #Arsene

    Tengo los conocimientos estardiar....no hay un motivo para estar al tanto de la reunión que sucedió hace mucho tiempo ....

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