Haha, so looking back at my dating/girlfriend history, I've noticed that 1 or 2 of my favorite T-Shirts seem to magically disappear towards the end of a relationship. Like the kind of shirts that are all older and soft and fit perfectly and are a part of my soul.
I asked a couple of galpals if this was a thing, and one said, "Oh fuck yeah."
So I ask again, can I have my T-Shirt back? If not, I hope it's happy.