Things are pretty bad when Bieber is sent scampering by a pretty elf...
Orlando Bloom Reportedly Tried to Punch Justin Bieber - ABC News
Would you have fared better?
How many Biebers (The Bieb Factor?) could various historical and literary figures take on at once?
Neo: 45+ Biebs, in a new HurlyBurly AKA DweebyWeeby Fight
Pres. Andrew Jackson: 150, if in single combat
Thor: 200 or more, especially if they line up for a hammer throw
Selena Gomez: At least one.