I think I'll wait until I see what FMW is offering before I purchase.
Aha, smart girl. I will offer MY Secrets of Skee Ball FREE OF CHARGE to anyone who subsequently beats Edahn's score. Simply write me a postdated check for $49.99 for my enlightening seminar where I detail the strategies that frustrated Edahn for over TWO DAYS. Then, if you subsequently defeat Edahn, I will rip up your check.
It's just as simple as that! Ready to write me a check?
WAIT, MF...THERE'S MORE!
If you call within the next 24 hours, you will receive a special Skee-Ball wrist brace and an "I Love Blue Balls" t-shirt! A $39.99 value, ABSOLUTELY FREE.
Operators are standing by, so don't be a punk and make them wait.
Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.