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    Tyler Durden's "Who Would You Fight?" - famous dead people edition.

    Difficulty: No Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot or any other genocidal 20th century dictator. Too easy.

    I'd fight Henry VIII. I always hated that guy. I'd bring a high school biology textbook with me and read him the section on chromosomes and gender selection. Then I'd beat his fat ass in the octagon.

    Who's next?

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    I'd definitely fight Adam Sandler. While I was whaling on him I'd keep yelling "Why do people think you're so damn funny while actually funny people starve????"
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
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    William Wordsworth.

    I hate that guy and everyone that doesn't hate him.
    Why do we always come here?

    I guess we'll never know.

    It's like a kind of torture,
    To have to watch this show.

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    Anyone besides Kimbo

    [youtube=6vkdIcQsYow] kimbo owns [/youtube]

    I'd fight any of the asshole Popes throughout the centuries, not a good one like John Paul but one of those ones that was just a total dick, I can't remember the worst one ever that I learned about in History but oh well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    I'd definitely fight Adam Sandler. While I was whaling on him I'd keep yelling "Why do people think you're so damn funny while actually funny people starve????"
    Dead people.

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    He'll be dead when I'm finished with him, then I'll leave FM to gnaw on his corpse.

    I'd also like to add Casper the Friendly Ghost to my list.
    Why do we always come here?

    I guess we'll never know.

    It's like a kind of torture,
    To have to watch this show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sassafrassquatch View Post
    Dead people.
    Give me a week.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
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    Woodrow Wilson, A. Mitchell Palmer, John Reed, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Eleanor Roosevelt, Jim Morrison.

    For current times, the Shamwow! guy and Al Franken.
    Who wants to try a bottle of merc's "Extroversion Olive Oil?"

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    Ghandhi.



    Joking, of course. Just wanted to get a good laugh.
    Last edited by JustDave; 07-27-2008 at 09:34 AM. Reason: Clarification

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    I'd fight Ronald Reagan.
    There is no such thing as separation from God.

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