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    Default The groan worthy joke thread

    list them! these aren't mine. I suck at joke writing
    why is 6 afraid of 7?


    why do lesbians shop at sport's authority?


    why did the fish have a bad report card?


    what did the one bear say to the depressed bear?
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    Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?

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    why are jewish men circumcised?

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    Have you heard of the Jewish "Catch 22"?

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    ^^^ Oh, I can do a dumb Mexican joke.

    Why don't Mexicans have cookouts?


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    What's long and black?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qlip View Post
    ^^^ Oh, I can do a dumb Mexican joke.

    Why don't Mexicans have cookouts?

    Ahh...don't encourage me...

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    I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."

    Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

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    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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    I'm not done yet.....

    An American walked into an English pub and asked for a pint of Budweiser.

    The barman replied "You're American aren't you?"

    The man says, "Yeah. Could you tell by the drink I ordered, or the accent?"

    The barman replied "Neither, you are the fattest fuck I have ever seen."

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