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    What car does Jesus drive?


    I've had this ice cream bar, since I was a child!

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    "When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world -- 'No, YOU move.'"
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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    The bird's face in the last panel is the best part and would make a good avatar for you.
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    For any ex-marching band members...

    What's the difference between a flute player and a Porsche?


    Not everyone has been in a Porsche.
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    Me (this evening, after learning some news re: one of my favorite shows): "Now we can see Russia from our house!... of cards!"
    "When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world -- 'No, YOU move.'"
    - Captain America

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    Have you heard about that new movie? Constipation?

    No?
    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.

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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.

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    Simba was walking too slow so I told him to MUFASA!
    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

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    "Boy, when I was yo age, I had to walk 13 miles to school!"

    I said,

    "Oh, is that why you didn't graduate?"
    I've had this ice cream bar, since I was a child!

    Each thought's completely warped
    I'm like a walkin', talkin', ouija board.

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