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    What did the Mexican fireman call his two sons?


    There's a mexican, a chinese man, a white man and a black man on top off a cliff. The mexican screams..."This is for my people!" and jumps off the cliff. The Chinese man screams "This is for MY people!" and jumps off the cliff. The black man screams "This is for MY people!" and throws the white man off the cliff...

    Two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff...


    A german walks into a bar...


    I have these jokes for days...

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    What happens in Los Angeles when the smog lifts?

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    Cross-posted on request

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    Ne Ne Ne Ne Neeeeeee!

    Not to be confused with Ni

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    A bit of librarian humor:

    Teen: "I'm having STRUGGLES."

    Me: "What's wrong?"

    Teen: "I need to do a five-page report on Joseph Stalin."

    Me: "Ouch."

    Teen: "I KNOW. I'm going to die."

    Me: "Well, I think researching Stalin will put things in perspective for you."


    A little while later, she came back up to the desk in an obvious
    attempt to put off doing her report.


    Me: "Don't you have a report to write?"

    Teen: "I DON'T WANT TO."

    Me: "When is it due?"

    Teen: "Tomorrow."

    Me: "Tomorrow!"

    Teen: *nods with shame*

    Me: "Then you'd better stop STALLIN'!"

    Teen: *blank stare*

    Teen: "That was really cheesy."

    Me: *nods with shame*
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    Oh no! My fruit is spoiled!

    EJCC: "The Big Questions in my life right now: 1) What am I willing to live with? 2) What do I have to live with? 3) What can I change for the better?"
    Coriolis: "Is that the ESTJ Serenity Prayer?"

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    lawful good (D&D) / ravenclaw + wampus (HP) / boros legion (M:TG)
    conscientious > sensitive > serious (oldham)
    want to ask me something? go for it!

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    here's a pic of the first chick I banged with our offspring

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    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    I was playing zelda oracle of the ages and I found this gem https://imgur.com/gallery/rI7Bm
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    If you can think of a better fish joke...



    What did the mermaid wear to math class? (I stole this from Gingko's FB page)



    And finally, I actually won real life tickets to a water amusement park on the radio this week because of this joke!

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