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    I have great faith in fools. My friends call it self-confidence.

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    What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

    and it's nice enough to
    make a man
    weep, but I don't
    weep, do
    you?

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    Church lady joke:

    How do you make holy water?

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    I tried to catch some fog yesterday.

    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
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    All credit/blame for this one goes to @Ivy .

    and it's nice enough to
    make a man
    weep, but I don't
    weep, do
    you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    All credit/blame for this one goes to @Ivy .

    This reminds me of a guy who misheard Two Tickets To Paradise as Two Chickens To Paralyze ... which seems like it would be a pretty interesting song.
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    A couple of antennas fell in love and got married.
    The ceremony was kind of lame, but
    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
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    What do gay horses eat?

    #yaaaaassss
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    Q. What do you call a fake noodle?

    A. An impasta
    *Not to be confused with the other Frosty formerly known as Frosty (until further notice)


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    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
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