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    Hmmmmm... I don't know why I read this as the groin worthy thread. Was expecting a collage of jungle pics.
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    This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a huge fancy chrome plate. He asks the waiter, "What's with the fancy plate?"


    Quote Originally Posted by Eluded_One View Post
    Hmmmmm... I don't know why I read this as the groin worthy thread. Was expecting a collage of jungle pics.
    I love that the misreading/pun in here can also count as a groan worthy joke
    and it's nice enough to
    make a man
    weep, but I don't
    weep, do
    you?

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    I've just got back from Amsterdam and while I was there I was sitting in a cafe when I noticed a man coughing quite loudly but i just ignored him.
    He started coughing even louder but I still just ignored him.
    Eventually he began to cough and choke really badly so I jumped up and smacked him really hard on the back.
    I've had this ice cream bar, since I was a child!

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    What did the accountant say when he walked into the bar?


    A string walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender told him, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here". Disappointed, the string left and started down the street, then got an idea. He ducked into an alley, rubbed his ends against the brick of the building, and tied himself all up. He went back to the bar and tried again. The bartender eyed him skeptically: "say, aren't you that string who came in here awhile ago?" To which the string replied:


    A really old one: who is bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or Mrs. Bigger's baby?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coriolis View Post
    What did the accountant say when he walked into the bar?


    A string walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender told him, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here". Disappointed, the string left and started down the street, then got an idea. He ducked into an alley, rubbed his ends against the brick of the building, and tied himself all up. He went back to the bar and tried again. The bartender eyed him skeptically: "say, aren't you that string who came in here awhile ago?" To which the string replied:


    A really old one: who is bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or Mrs. Bigger's baby?
    That last one *really* hurt. Thanks for infesting my mind with it...NOT!
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    if a group of geese is a gaggle, and a group of crows is a murder, what do you call a group of hipsters?

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    What did one tampon say to the other?

    I've had this ice cream bar, since I was a child!

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    I'm like a walkin', talkin', ouija board.

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    why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?
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    and it's nice enough to
    make a man
    weep, but I don't
    weep, do
    you?

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