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    gurl are you a beaver because dam

    #yaaaaassss
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    How many licks does It take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?


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    Sorry I literally cannot think of a single decent joke

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    How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

    Ask them to pronounce “unionized.”
    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
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    I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together and I was like..

    ..”OMg”
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    They tried feng shui at the power plant, but the energy wasn't right.
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    [Interviewer: "What was it like to be defined by being beautiful?"]
    Connelly: "It's uncomfortable to talk about - there's no way to come off right! If you say you are beautiful, you sound obnoxious, and if you deny it, doesn't that sound obnoxious?"
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