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    To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
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    Music provides one of the clearest examples of a much deeper relation between mathematics and human experience.
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    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
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    To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
    ~ Elbert Hubbard

    Music provides one of the clearest examples of a much deeper relation between mathematics and human experience.

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    To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
    ~ Elbert Hubbard

    Music provides one of the clearest examples of a much deeper relation between mathematics and human experience.
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    Two guys walked into a bar.....ouch!
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    Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?
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    Quote Originally Posted by uumlau View Post
    I like them when they're wet

    I'm probably laughing at this harder than I should. :')
    [Interviewer: "What was it like to be defined by being beautiful?"]
    Connelly: "It's uncomfortable to talk about - there's no way to come off right! If you say you are beautiful, you sound obnoxious, and if you deny it, doesn't that sound obnoxious?"
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    Just Google dad jokes.
    CHOOSE THE PATH THEY'LL NEVER TAKE

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    Story of an e 4

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    Where do introverted perceivers(IxxPs) live on the Internet?
    IP addresses!
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    Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?
    -J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

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    My friend sent me this one today:

    Why do Assembly programmers need to know how to swim?

    Because they work below C level.
    I need new friends.
    "How badly did you have to break it to make it care about people so much?"
    "That didn't break it. It's what made it work."

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