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    To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
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    Music provides one of the clearest examples of a much deeper relation between mathematics and human experience.
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    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
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    To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
    ~ Elbert Hubbard

    Music provides one of the clearest examples of a much deeper relation between mathematics and human experience.

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    To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
    ~ Elbert Hubbard

    Music provides one of the clearest examples of a much deeper relation between mathematics and human experience.
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    Two guys walked into a bar.....ouch!
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    Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?
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    Quote Originally Posted by uumlau View Post
    I like them when they're wet

    I'm probably laughing at this harder than I should. :')
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    Just Google dad jokes.
    CHOOSE THE PATH THEY'LL NEVER TAKE

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    Story of an e 4

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    Where do introverted perceivers(IxxPs) live on the Internet?
    IP addresses!
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    Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?
    -J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

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    My friend sent me this one today:

    Why do Assembly programmers need to know how to swim?

    Because they work below C level.
    I need new friends.
    "How badly did you have to break it to make it care about people so much?"
    "That didn't break it. It's what made it work."

    "Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company." - Rene Descartes

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