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    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uumlau View Post
    You should see a therapist and get to the meat of the problem. :p
    "Speak softly and carry a big stick."

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    I have a Johari again
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    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
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    There was this guy who asked a girl out to prom and wanted it to be good, so he went to buy a tux and the line was long but he waited and got the tux. Then he went to get flowers and the line was even longer but he waited and got the flowers. So he and his date went to prom and he was asked to get some punch, there was no punchline.
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    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
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    Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?
    -J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

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    Quote Originally Posted by Punderstorm View Post
    omg i love imaginary people
    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
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    Quote Originally Posted by uumlau View Post
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    You should see a therapist and get to the meat of the problem. :p
    Yeah, maybe they can help you find the 'links'.
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