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    What are the similarities between taking a trip to the bathroom and taking a trip to the cemetery?

    "Avoid getting too preoccupied thinking about what you’re going to do, to actually do it."
    — Rachel Wolchin

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    why did the chicken cross the road?
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    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
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    [Interviewer: "What was it like to be defined by being beautiful?"]
    Connelly: "It's uncomfortable to talk about - there's no way to come off right! If you say you are beautiful, you sound obnoxious, and if you deny it, doesn't that sound obnoxious?"
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    [Interviewer: "What was it like to be defined by being beautiful?"]
    Connelly: "It's uncomfortable to talk about - there's no way to come off right! If you say you are beautiful, you sound obnoxious, and if you deny it, doesn't that sound obnoxious?"

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    looks like the some trucks had a wild party:
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    What do ISxJ's do when they encounter stupidity?
    Nothing, they just Si!

    If you were in a guild full of INxJ's, you'd all be the knights who say Ni!
    IxFP's always wanna FiTe you.

    Why can't Jedis send images?
    Attachments are forbidden!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Punderstorm View Post
    IxFP's always wanna FiTe you.
    But really, it's IxTJs that mysTeFi me. :p
    "Speak softly and carry a big stick."

    --Theodore Roosevelt


    “Be careful, lest in casting out your demon you exorcise the best thing in you.”

    --Friedrich Nietzche

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    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.

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    INTPs make great ValenTiNes
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    Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?
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