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    What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?


    I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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    "I'm in competition with myself and I'm losing."
    -Roger Waters

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    *yodelling* AAAaaaaAAaaiiiiiiayyyyyyyy


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    Why do chicken coops have two doors?


    Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.





    How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?


    A frog says, ‘Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, ‘Rub it, rub it.'
    Jarlaxle: fact checking this thread makes me want to go all INFP on my wrists

    "I'm in competition with myself and I'm losing."
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    ReadingRainbows: GUESS WHAT EXISTS FOR ME
    hel: fairies?
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    None of us ha done or ever will do anything after we die, except Mozart. He decomposed.
    Jarlaxle: fact checking this thread makes me want to go all INFP on my wrists

    "I'm in competition with myself and I'm losing."
    -Roger Waters

    ReadingRainbows: OMG GUYS
    ReadingRainbows: GUESS WHAT EXISTS FOR ME
    hel: fairies?
    Captain Curmudgeon: existential angst?


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    -why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

    -Fo drizzle.

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    Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks.

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    -Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

    -Because the "P" is silent.
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    Why has rock music declined in popularity? Because too many people took it for granite.
    Forget the dead you've left; they will not follow you.
    The vagabond who is rapping at your door, is standing in the clothes you once wore


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    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.

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    One of my sons:

    Did you hear about the kidnapping?
    Quote Originally Posted by Archilochus
    The fox knows many things--the hedgehog one big one.
    And I am not a hedgehog......

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    Jesus said "Blessed are the peacemakers" not "blessed are the conflict avoiders.....

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    Four guys that went togather in high school have meet-up after 40 years.


    Guy1: My son is the greatest. He is supervisor in shop of unused cars and he makes very good money. But he is also very good person and everybody likes him. He is so good that he even gave one of the cars purely as a gift.

    Guy2: Well I know that you mean. My son is into banking and stock market and therefore he makes alot of money. But he is also nice person and therefore he even gave 50 000$ to a friend, so that the guy can solve his life problems a little bit. For him that wasn't too big money but he made the guy quite happy. I am very proud of him.

    Guy3: That is funny. I also have very succesful son. He is manager in company that trades with real estates. He makes more money that your sons combined, but he is also very good person. Listent to this, he even gave an ENTIRE HOUSE to a friend who did not have his place. My son is the most nobile person I have ever known.



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    *yodelling* AAAaaaaAAaaiiiiiiayyyyyyyy


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