Four guys that went togather in high school have meet-up after 40 years.
Guy1: My son is the greatest. He is supervisor in shop of unused cars and he makes very good money. But he is also very good person and everybody likes him. He is so good that he even gave one of the cars purely as a gift.
Guy2: Well I know that you mean. My son is into banking and stock market and therefore he makes alot of money. But he is also nice person and therefore he even gave 50 000$ to a friend, so that the guy can solve his life problems a little bit. For him that wasn't too big money but he made the guy quite happy. I am very proud of him.
Guy3: That is funny. I also have very succesful son. He is manager in company that trades with real estates. He makes more money that your sons combined, but he is also very good person. Listent to this, he even gave an ENTIRE HOUSE to a friend who did not have his place. My son is the most nobile person I have ever known.
Guy4: My son .... my son ..... MY SON IS GAY!
To be completely honest with you: he works as a striper in local gay bar. However I am still quite proud of him, since he is very very good at these kinds of things. He even got a car, a house and 50 000$ as pure bonus.