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    On the back of a Laffy Taffy wrapper:

    WHAT ARE PARENTS THAT YOU CAN SEE THROUGH?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    On the back of a Laffy Taffy wrapper:

    WHAT ARE PARENTS THAT YOU CAN SEE THROUGH?

    that's got to be one of the best laffy taffy jokes ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    that's got to be one of the best laffy taffy jokes ever.
    It was on the worst flavor ever.
    I hate artificial banana.
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    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    It was on the worst flavor ever.
    I hate artificial banana.
    so it all balances out
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    It was on the worst flavor ever.
    I hate artificial banana.
    Artificial banana flavored laffy taffy is kind of fascinating. I think it makes my tongue go numb somehow.
    and it's nice enough to
    make a man
    weep, but I don't
    weep, do
    you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    Artificial banana flavored laffy taffy is kind of fascinating. I think it makes my tongue go numb somehow.
    That's either your body rejecting it, or They're infusing banana-flavored things w/cocaine now, to perpetuate the vicious cycle of supply & demand of terrible candy.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    On the back of a Laffy Taffy wrapper:

    WHAT ARE PARENTS THAT YOU CAN SEE THROUGH?


    So we can see through Caitlyn Jenner?
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    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.

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