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    Europe isn't a country o.o it's a group of countries
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    Why did the cookie go to the hospital?


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    Quote Originally Posted by superunknown View Post
    Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

    Why did the cookie cry?

    I FEEL ALRIGHT

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    why was the mushroom invited to the party?
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    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
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    Why didn't I take up stamp collecting?

    "Love never needs time. But friendship always needs time. More and more and more time, up to long past midnight." -- The Crime of Captain Gahagan

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    Why did the old man keep hitting himself in the head with a hammer?
    "Love never needs time. But friendship always needs time. More and more and more time, up to long past midnight." -- The Crime of Captain Gahagan

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    well shit, sorry to add another mexican joke, but this one's like my favorite.

    what do mexicans use to cut their pizza?

    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.

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    Q: What did the Mexican and the moron name their baby?
    A: Retardo

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    How do you confuse a miner?

    Put him in a room with 3 spades and say "take your pick."
    'Consciousness is not simply a sensory-perceptual affair, a matter of mental imagery, as the contents of our mind would have us believe. It is deeply enmeshed with the brain mechanisms that automatically promote action readiness' - Jaak Panksepp
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    Two muffins are in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, it's getting really hot in here!" The other says, "AHH!! A talking muffin!"




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