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    Why did the cookie go to the hospital?


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    Quote Originally Posted by superunknown View Post
    Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

    Why did the cookie cry?

    I FEEL ALRIGHT

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    why was the mushroom invited to the party?
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    Why didn't I take up stamp collecting?

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    Why did the old man keep hitting himself in the head with a hammer?
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    well shit, sorry to add another mexican joke, but this one's like my favorite.

    what do mexicans use to cut their pizza?

    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.


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    Q: What did the Mexican and the moron name their baby?
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    Two muffins are in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, it's getting really hot in here!" The other says, "AHH!! A talking muffin!"




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