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    Q.Hey, why did the chicken cross the road.

    A.How is that any of your business anyway? Do you even KNOW that chicken? What are you, poultry paparazzi
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    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie

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    did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?


    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie
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    Why do all Java programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C sharp.

    Har har har

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    so i bought popsicles and i might torture you for awhile or until their gone with popsicle stick jokes

    how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie
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    A. Why did the Mariachi band throw their guitarist off the bridge?

    Q. Tequila!

    (i know, that one was real bad)
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    What is a snake's favorite subject?
    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie

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    what did the beach say as the tide came in?
    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie
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    -What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

    -Nacho Cheese
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    Why wasn't the Juggler able to perform?

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    The World Record for the Smallest Penis... Must be hard to beat.

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