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    "When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world -- 'No, YOU move.'"
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    I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
    It's something I could really see myself doing.


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    what did the viagra say to the benedryl?



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    what did the viagra say to the benedryl?


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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    I FEEL ALRIGHT
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    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

    A stick.


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    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
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