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    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
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    @five sounds. I misread your name as five suburbs, which is good because i came up with a yo momma joke

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    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

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    Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City.

    Mexicans were crazy about the stuff.

    The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate("desperados") at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.

    It is known, of course, as ...sinko de Mayo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uumlau View Post
    Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City.

    Mexicans were crazy about the stuff.

    The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate("desperados") at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.

    It is known, of course, as ...sinko de Mayo.
    I'm breaking out the tar & feathers for you over *that* one...
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