Three Frenchmen were practicing their English.
Conversation turned to the fact the one Frenchman just could NOT get his wife pregnant.
The first Frenchman sighed. "She's impenetrable, I guess."
The second Frenchman disagrees. "Mais non, mon ami, she's impregnable."
The last Frenchman looks at them haughtily. "You are both wrong. She's inconceivable."
"Love never needs time. But friendship always needs time. More and more and more time, up to long past midnight." -- The Crime of Captain Gahagan
Courtesy of my INTJ choir director. We were about to start a piece, but he stopped us, checked his watch, then took it off and held it up to us and said: "I got the most amazing watch. One of the hands ticks at EXACTLY sixty beats per minute! I HAD to have it!"