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    how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

    You hem me in -- behind and before;
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    Quote Originally Posted by five sounds View Post
    how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

    @BadOctopus
    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.

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    But @uumlau, octopuses don't have tentacles! They have arms.

    *pushes up nerd glasses*
    WOOP WOOP WOOP
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    But @uumlau, octopuses don't have tentacles! They have arms.

    *pushes up nerd glasses*
    Who the fuck has tentacles then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by five sounds View Post
    Who the fuck has tentacles then?
    Squids have eight arms and two longer tentacles. There's... a difference, somehow?

    I know. It blew my mind, too.
    WOOP WOOP WOOP
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    Squids have eight arms and two longer tentacles. There's... a difference, somehow?

    I know. It blew my mind, too.
    *googles voraciously*

    solid octopus knowledge, btw. rockin that core 5 right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by five sounds View Post
    solid octopus knowledge, btw. rockin that core 5 right.
    WOOP WOOP WOOP
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    Quote Originally Posted by five sounds View Post
    how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

    I miss @Opal now
    by @magpie

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    But @uumlau, octopuses don't have tentacles! They have arms.

    *pushes up nerd glasses*
    Those are cute nerd glasses. Time for obscure 80s movie reference:

    Monique Junot: I figured if we had nothing to say to each other he would get bored; go away. But instead he uses it as an excuse to put his testicles all over me.
    Lane Myer: Excuse me?
    Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?
    Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Tentacles; big Difference.
    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    I miss @Opal now


    there there prpl. we all miss opal.
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