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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    Prince Harry, Harry Potter, and... a thirteen-year-old girl?
    Yep.

    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    My first thought was, "She couldn't find the time to shave, but she had the time to print and cut out all those pictures and stick them to her leg?"
    *checks watch*

    Surprised it took the thread this long to get literal.
    "When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world -- 'No, YOU move.'"
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    Surprised it took the thread this long to get literal.
    Hahaha, sorry. It's what I do.

    To make up for it, here's a very young Stephen Fry in a skit that is basically seven and a half minutes of puns.
    WOOP WOOP WOOP
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    Hahaha, sorry. It's what I do.

    To make up for it, here's a very young Stephen Fry in a skit that is basically seven and a half minutes of puns.
    To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    Surprised it took the thread this long to get literal.
    Not enough kleptomaniacs, I guess.
    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
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    ok that actually did make me laugh a little

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    A pumpkin, an eggplant and a tomato are on a moving truck. What will fall on the sharp turn?



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    From choir rehearsal yesterday:


    (while writing in corrections to a poorly executed dissonant passage in the piece)
    Fellow Soprano II: "Ugh this is ridiculous."
    Me: "Oh totally."
    Fellow Soprano II: "Yeah I'm so used to singing Soprano I. And I'm not used to all these naturals!"
    Me: "It's all good. You'll get the hang of it. At first it'll always seem... unnatural."
    Fellow Soprano II: "... No. Just... no."
    "When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world -- 'No, YOU move.'"
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    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    -because 7 8 9
    I really like cats and food.

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    since jokes are beginning to repeat, I don't feel bad if this one has already been included I will graciously accept my place in the @Hive mind

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