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1. What do you call a fake noodle?

Can February March?

How many tickles to make an octopus laugh?

Why did the can crushes quick it's job?

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

2. A programmer's wife asked him, "Honey, could you go to the store and get a gallon of milk? And if they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer returns with 12 gallons of milk.
"Why the hell did you buy 12 gallons of milk?!?!"

3. Originally Posted by uumlau
A programmer's wife asked him, "Honey, could you go to the store and get a gallon of milk? And if they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer returns with 12 gallons of milk.
"Why the hell did you buy 12 gallons of milk?!?!"

4. Logic, eh? Try this on for size.

5. Originally Posted by uumlau
A programmer's wife asked him, "Honey, could you go to the store and get a gallon of milk? And if they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer returns with 12 gallons of milk.
"Why the hell did you buy 12 gallons of milk?!?!"
Originally Posted by phobik
not really, because the wife said get milk, and if they have eggs get a dozen. she doesn't say get a dozen of eggs or a dozen of milk, the reason you're saying it's bad logic is because you're adding language expectations to it (not the phrase i'm looking for but i'm old right now so deal with it) she never specifies get a dozen of what, so he goes to the store sees they have eggs and gets 12 gallons of milk. if the store was out of eggs he would have only gotten one.

6. Originally Posted by phobik
Why is no one friends with Dracula?
And because he sucks.

7. Originally Posted by EJCC
Prince Harry, Harry Potter, and... a thirteen-year-old girl?

8. Originally Posted by 93JC
Prince Harry, Harry Potter, and... a thirteen-year-old girl?
My first thought was, "She couldn't find the time to shave, but she had the time to print and cut out all those pictures and stick them to her leg?"

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