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    A programmer's wife asked him, "Honey, could you go to the store and get a gallon of milk? And if they have eggs, get a dozen."
    The programmer returns with 12 gallons of milk.
    "Why the hell did you buy 12 gallons of milk?!?!"
    "Because they had eggs!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by uumlau View Post
    A programmer's wife asked him, "Honey, could you go to the store and get a gallon of milk? And if they have eggs, get a dozen."
    The programmer returns with 12 gallons of milk.
    "Why the hell did you buy 12 gallons of milk?!?!"
    "Because they had eggs!"
    Bad logic.
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    Music provides one of the clearest examples of a much deeper relation between mathematics and human experience.

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    Logic, eh? Try this on for size.

    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uumlau View Post
    A programmer's wife asked him, "Honey, could you go to the store and get a gallon of milk? And if they have eggs, get a dozen."
    The programmer returns with 12 gallons of milk.
    "Why the hell did you buy 12 gallons of milk?!?!"
    "Because they had eggs!"
    Quote Originally Posted by phobik View Post
    Bad logic.
    not really, because the wife said get milk, and if they have eggs get a dozen. she doesn't say get a dozen of eggs or a dozen of milk, the reason you're saying it's bad logic is because you're adding language expectations to it (not the phrase i'm looking for but i'm old right now so deal with it) she never specifies get a dozen of what, so he goes to the store sees they have eggs and gets 12 gallons of milk. if the store was out of eggs he would have only gotten one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phobik View Post
    Why is no one friends with Dracula?
    And because he sucks.
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    To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nørrsken impersonating EJCC
    It's strange. I keep banning morons, but they keep signing up? What is this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    Prince Harry, Harry Potter, and... a thirteen-year-old girl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    Prince Harry, Harry Potter, and... a thirteen-year-old girl?
    My first thought was, "She couldn't find the time to shave, but she had the time to print and cut out all those pictures and stick them to her leg?"
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