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    The Green Jolly Robin H.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    [stuffy old british gent voice]yes yes i believe sir that is correct[/stuff old british gent voice]
    HAHAHA! ARe you sure you're not an entj?
    "i shut the door and in the morning
    it was open
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    Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.

    Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GarrotTheThief View Post
    HAHAHA! ARe you sure you're not an entj?
    I would commit genocide if i was.
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    A favorite that I learned from The West Wing:

    Three statisticians go deer-hunting. The first one misses ten feet to the left, the second one misses ten feet to the right. The third one jumps up and down and says "I hit it!"
    EJCC: "The Big Questions in my life right now: 1) What am I willing to live with? 2) What do I have to live with? 3) What can I change for the better?"
    Coriolis: "Is that the ESTJ Serenity Prayer?"

    ESTJ - LSE - ESTj (mbti/socionics)
    1w2/7w6/3w4 so/sx (enneagram)
    lawful good (D&D) / ravenclaw + wampus (HP) / boros legion (M:TG)
    conscientious > sensitive > serious (oldham)
    want to ask me something? go for it!
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    Did you hear about the guy who couldn't pay for his exorcism?

    IF THIS IS HEAVEN THEN I'M BAILING OUT

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    A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?" The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

    Helium walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.

    Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

    Science jokes. They're so hot right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?" The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

    Helium walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.

    Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

    Science jokes. They're so hot right now.
    You forgot the classic
    To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
    ~ Elbert Hubbard

    Music provides one of the clearest examples of a much deeper relation between mathematics and human experience.
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    Did you hear about that guy who got cooled down to absolute zero?!

    He's 0K now.
    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
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    @uumlau That made me make this noise: "Pfffffhhh!"

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    What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?


    Why do bears have hairy coats?


    What do you call a fish with no eyes?


    Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?


    Why is no one friends with Dracula?


    "What time is it?"


    What did the ocean say to the shore?


    Why are skeletons so calm?


    Whiteboards...


    What did the beaver say to the tree?


    Why does Superman gets invited to dinners?
    To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
    ~ Elbert Hubbard

    Music provides one of the clearest examples of a much deeper relation between mathematics and human experience.
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