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    It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by five sounds View Post
    It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
    same joke, 9 posts apart
    Quote Originally Posted by uumlau View Post
    It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    same joke, 9 posts apart


    Whoops!
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by five sounds View Post


    Whoops!
    you could've said that's the joke! the fact you copied it
    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie
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    I don't trust stairs.
    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
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    What do you call a girl with no legs?




    Disabled.
    I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
    And what I assume you shall assume,
    For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.

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    the other day I forgot to put my pants on and the neighbor thought i had four legs.
    "i shut the door and in the morning
    it was open
    -the end"




    Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.

    Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GarrotTheThief View Post
    the other day I forgot to put my pants on and the neighbor thought i had four legs.
    because you're actually a goat human thing that dude in narnia the name is slipping,
    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie
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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    because you're actually a goat human thing that dude in narnia the name is slipping,
    centaur......(Napoleon dynamite voice: on) GAWD (Napoleon dynamite voice:off)
    "i shut the door and in the morning
    it was open
    -the end"




    Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.

    Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GarrotTheThief View Post
    centaur......(Napoleon dynamite voice: on) GAWD (Napoleon dynamite voice:off)
    [stuffy old british gent voice]yes yes i believe sir that is correct[/stuff old british gent voice]
    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie
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