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    What did the Zen monk say to the hot dog vendor?
    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
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    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
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    In case no one's posted this yet:

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    what are jews from new jersey called?


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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    what are jews from new jersey called?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hive View Post
    Adolph Hipster
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.

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    What did the buffalo say when he dropped his child off at school?

    "I weigh less than a slice of bread."
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    It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uumlau View Post
    It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
    This one is more good than funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    This one is more good than funny.
    Yeah, that's sometimes the trouble with puns.

    Once I performed a stage show that was nothing but puns.
    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

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