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    I knock you out and take you to a hospital. I blackmail a particularly attractive doctor to flirt with you. You fall in love and have twin boys. I become the guidance counselor at the school of your sons, Neo and Oxford, and teach them to be model citizens. They are prepared to graduate as co-valedictorians when i murder them the night before graduation. I frame your husband for identity theft and you lose everything. I steal your husband, and just as you are prepared to end it all, I reveal it as a huge prank. Everyone you love emerges from the shadows and you all laugh it up. Only then do I release the carbon monoxide.

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    I force-feed @fghw human spinal fluid. He develops Cruetzfeld-Jakob Syndrome and dies. I flee the township before the disease takes hold. The whole area needs to be bleached to decontaminate it.

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    Penta lax overdose

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    Buys a man eating octopus, cuts you open remove your inners and replace them with heavy jewels throws you in octopus' tank, laugh gleefully as your corpse gets eaten
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    I trap @prplchknz inside of a giant parade balloon. At first it's fun. The helium makes your voice funny and everything is all smiles and giggles. But something doesn't feel right. No matter how hard you suck in air, you feel like you still can't get enough. Slowly, you feel your body weakening. You start to panic and claw at the balloon, but it's too thick to break through. Everything is getting fuzzy. Why were you scratching at the balloon? You're scared, but maybe you just need a nap and everything will be all right. Deep down inside, you know something is terribly wrong, but it's almost as if an invisible force is pulling your body toward the ground. Yeah...a nap sounds nice. You surrender to your body's desire and never wake back up.


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    Edit one of her beloved Disney movies into something like the ring, have Mickey
    Mouse climb out of the screen and smother her to death.

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    Thread multiple cards of various archetypes into a Web and get lost in the naughty Story of Destiny!

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    Shatter the rainbow bridge and stab him with a shard. R.O.Y. G. SHIV

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    captures his king.

    check mate!
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.

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    @DisneyGeek Inflation courtesy of deviantArt.

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