Are you ready kids? "Aye Aye Captain Curmudgeon!"
I can't hear you! "AYE AYE CAPTAIN CURMUDGEON"
Who lives in a coffin under the dirt?
Malevolent and vile and conniving is he!
If joining him below be something you wish
Then dig him on up and prepare for revenge served in a cold dish!
in the absence of insanity
soberness and productive behavior
will arrange a meeting with your maker
but you guys are fucked
I'm pouring pepper on a baked potato
You stepped on a rake
instant slapstick comedy
The clown wears a cloak
I would summon ye olde Brontosaurus god who slumbers within the clouds
Just like a prayer, i'll take you there
You will gaze upward beneath the behemoth, he descends from the sky
Splat! waiter, could i have a pitcher of syrup for this pancake, thank you very much