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    noʎ ɟo ǝʇnɔ ʍoH Mademoiselle's Avatar
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    I love power play
    I kill you simply:
    You find yourself in a hospital
    "Is there anyone else?"
    You see no one
    Until you see me
    You look at me
    I have a gun
    I point it at your head
    I give you two choices
    I kill you
    Or
    You bring 'someone' back to life
    The person is dead
    So does you
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    Imagine this is the best thing you've ever read.

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    The Green Jolly Robin H.
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    Kill myself in front of you and as you watch me turn white as the blood leaks from my wrist you pass away in sorrow haunted by the image.
    "i shut the door and in the morning
    it was open
    -the end"




    Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.

    Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.
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    That's messed up, yo.

    Force-feed you lime Jell-O until you burst.
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    Make lame octopussy jokes until she decides to get herself surgically altered to look less like an octopus but die before getting the surgery on the opwrating table because the surgeon is a killer whale.
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    Push logs of feces out of my anus up into your anus until your lower intestine ruptures. Internal bleeding will finish the job.
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    The Green Jolly Robin H.
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    put you in a water tank with just enough room to breath until the chamber floods with additional fluid - my urine- and you're forced to drown...like Houdini in a magic trick gone wrong...
    "i shut the door and in the morning
    it was open
    -the end"




    Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.

    Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.

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    noʎ ɟo ǝʇnɔ ʍoH Mademoiselle's Avatar
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    You know when I’m typing this, you’re already dead. ;)
    It’s pretty straight forward,
    you vs serbian tiger
    Ding Ding Ding
    Imagine this is the best thing you've ever read.

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    Draw your blood into a pot, boil it, pour it into your lungs, and drown you with it.
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    Get Weta Workshop to make me look exactly like Pauly Shore, beat you with a bat while saying things like "Hey, BU-DDD-Y", "Chilin' with the Weasel", "Did you see me in Encino Man, I should've won an Oscar?", etc.

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    I'll offer you a cosmo or some girly mixed drink. Then I'll add in some bleach for that special kick.
    "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
    -Oscar Wilde

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