Using my newly gained super powers, I electrocute you with a powerful lightning bolt shooting from my dick, nickname myself "Shockload" and go join the X-men.
I FEEL ALRIGHT
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^ What superhero name are you going to call yourself? Dicktoast?
I kill a butterfly that would otherwise have prevented a driver from speeding after the lights turn green by gazing at it. Who now unfortunately barrels into an 18 wheeler that is veered of course smashing you between it and a brick wall.
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Why does this thread exist?
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
~ Elbert Hubbard
Music provides one of the clearest examples of a much deeper relation between mathematics and human experience.
lock the door and fart 300 times as phobik struggles to breath clean air.
"i shut the door and in the morning
it was open
Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.
Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.
Lock him in with phobik.
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Cuts the phone lines and electricity, locks you in the house alone, paints the windows black from the outside, plays this loudly through an air vent;
while slowly pumping natural, odorless gas through your letterbox.
scissor blade -- decapitation mode.
Travel back in time, slip an abortion pill in your mother's drink.
I FEEL ALRIGHT
lay a magical and poisonous terd near his pillow and watch it crawl under his covers and bite him like a venomous snake. @Hive