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    Default Worlds Cheesiest Jokes

    DO IT. Be cheesy... ham it up.

    Post the cheesiest jokes you can think of.


    I shall start:
    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

    Son: There was a kidnapping at school, today.
    Dad: Really?
    Son: Yeah. It's okay. He woke up.

    Accept the past. Live for the present. Look forward to the future.
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    "As our island of knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance." John Wheeler
    "[A] scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy." Richard Feynman
    "[P]etabytes of [] data is not the same thing as understanding emergent mechanisms and structures." Jim Crutchfield

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    Me: I stopped a murder today.
    Friend: Seriously!!? What happened?!
    Me: I changed my mind.


    Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was a salted.


    Did you hear the one about the baby seal that walked into the club?


    A skeleton walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer and a mop please".

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    I fucking love Dad Jokes.

    I don't mean to sound like a beaver but damn!



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    Quote Originally Posted by ygolo View Post
    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
    I actually found this one funny.

    The cheesiest jokes can be found in Christmas crackers.



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    I had a friend who always wanted to be run over by a steam train. When it happened he was chuffed to bits!

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    What do you call a elephant combined with a rhino?

    EllifIknow
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.

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    Packers fans.
    Jarlaxle: fact checking this thread makes me want to go all INFP on my wrists

    "I'm in competition with myself and I'm losing."
    -Roger Waters

    ReadingRainbows: OMG GUYS
    ReadingRainbows: GUESS WHAT EXISTS FOR ME
    hel: fairies?
    Captain Curmudgeon: existential angst?


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    If a bear rapes a pregnant women, then her baby will have bare feat.

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    Why did the mermaid blush? Because the seaweed.

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    - Rihanna, so why do you still date Chris Brown?
    - Beats me.

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    - Dad, the kids in school are calling me a mafioso.
    - That's very disrespectful of them, son. Don't worry, I'll make them stop.
    - Ty dad. Make it look like an accident.

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